Post by celica girl on Nov 19, 2004 9:42:15 GMT -5
Birds n Bees
A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the
bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
"Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the There's no Santa speech.
At seven, I got the There's no Easter Bunny speech. When I was
eight you hit me with the There's no tooth fairy speech.
If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid,
I'll have nothing left to live for."
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A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that
keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples
from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group
of men took the scientist outside and kicked the shit out of him.
A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the
bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
"Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the There's no Santa speech.
At seven, I got the There's no Easter Bunny speech. When I was
eight you hit me with the There's no tooth fairy speech.
If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid,
I'll have nothing left to live for."
////////////////////////////
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that
keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples
from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group
of men took the scientist outside and kicked the shit out of him.
