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HAHAHAH! Mar 22, 2006 16:15:37 GMT -5

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Post by DJDoubleLP on Mar 22, 2006 16:15:37 GMT -5

I went to one of the adds up top here on vmx for www.turbonator.com and read the testimonials. THIS one was by far the funniest and most outrageuos:

"In a completely stock 99' Dodge Neon sport, I gained ten horses and went from 34-37 wheel horsepower to 44-47 wheel horsepower (using a G-Tech Pro performance meter). I have also noted (when I drive responsibly) a gain in gas mileage. I also lost a full second off my Quarter-mile times; from 16.8 to 15.8 and probably could have done better with more time with the G-Tech."
-Francis Mize (Cincinnati,OH)

So with 47hp at the wheel, he took a whole second of his 1/4 mile time, which means he is faster then a Matrix, and almost as fast as Hope's Subie! VERY DOUBTFUL.

Owner of a brand new 2007 Chevrolet Cobalt SS S/C!!

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MatrixXRS Senior Member Moderator Posts: 451	HAHAHAH! Mar 22, 2006 22:18:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MatrixXRS on Mar 22, 2006 22:18:13 GMT -5 Group buy anyone? ;D

DJDoubleLP Administrator Boob Monkey for life!! :) Posts: 2,381	HAHAHAH! Mar 23, 2006 1:21:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DJDoubleLP on Mar 23, 2006 1:21:01 GMT -5 Oh please can I?!?!? BARF!
	Owner of a brand new 2007 Chevrolet Cobalt SS S/C!! "Being a DJ is my way of extending my love of music to everyone else."

MatrixXRS Senior Member Moderator Posts: 451	HAHAHAH! Mar 23, 2006 21:00:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MatrixXRS on Mar 23, 2006 21:00:07 GMT -5 You know what, a hair dryer will do .

DJDoubleLP Administrator Boob Monkey for life!! :) Posts: 2,381	HAHAHAH! Mar 24, 2006 0:37:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DJDoubleLP on Mar 24, 2006 0:37:50 GMT -5 lol yeah no doubt! We can plug it into our power plug-in to give it power.
	Owner of a brand new 2007 Chevrolet Cobalt SS S/C!! "Being a DJ is my way of extending my love of music to everyone else."

vibechick Administrator Posts: 465	HAHAHAH! Mar 24, 2006 13:24:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vibechick on Mar 24, 2006 13:24:03 GMT -5 47 hp at the wheel?? Is that a typo? With that amount...his 1/4 mile times would be more like 3 minutes ;D

AKLGT Administrator Because I can! it's not stalking if you really really love the person Posts: 2,322	HAHAHAH! Mar 24, 2006 21:56:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AKLGT on Mar 24, 2006 21:56:46 GMT -5 damn! i need one of those for sure!!!!
	2005 Subaru Legacy GT Limited Sedan TRDvibe (former 2003 Pontiac Vibe GT) 2007 Subaru STI 2008 Subaru STI - Back in a hatch!

DJDoubleLP Administrator Boob Monkey for life!! :) Posts: 2,381	HAHAHAH! Mar 25, 2006 11:29:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DJDoubleLP on Mar 25, 2006 11:29:31 GMT -5 I have no idea if that is a typo or not.....but either way it is on the website for EVERYONE to see!!
	Owner of a brand new 2007 Chevrolet Cobalt SS S/C!! "Being a DJ is my way of extending my love of music to everyone else."

AKLGT Administrator Because I can! it's not stalking if you really really love the person Posts: 2,322	HAHAHAH! Mar 25, 2006 15:05:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AKLGT on Mar 25, 2006 15:05:13 GMT -5 that is just too funny! and i highly doubt if that car is only 47 whp it would even make the 16's!
	2005 Subaru Legacy GT Limited Sedan TRDvibe (former 2003 Pontiac Vibe GT) 2007 Subaru STI 2008 Subaru STI - Back in a hatch!

DJDoubleLP Administrator Boob Monkey for life!! :) Posts: 2,381	HAHAHAH! Mar 25, 2006 16:50:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DJDoubleLP on Mar 25, 2006 16:50:04 GMT -5 Yeah exactly. It even baffles me that the car can get close to the Matrix/Vibe 1/4 mile time.
	Owner of a brand new 2007 Chevrolet Cobalt SS S/C!! "Being a DJ is my way of extending my love of music to everyone else."

AKLGT Administrator Because I can! it's not stalking if you really really love the person Posts: 2,322	HAHAHAH! Mar 27, 2006 3:19:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AKLGT on Mar 27, 2006 3:19:39 GMT -5 ya no kidding... it can't be for real! no way!!!!
	2005 Subaru Legacy GT Limited Sedan TRDvibe (former 2003 Pontiac Vibe GT) 2007 Subaru STI 2008 Subaru STI - Back in a hatch!

DJDoubleLP Administrator Boob Monkey for life!! :) Posts: 2,381	HAHAHAH! Mar 27, 2006 11:51:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DJDoubleLP on Mar 27, 2006 11:51:08 GMT -5 Absolutely no way. When I first got my car, there was some idiot in Fort McMurray that was bound and determined to try and beat me with his Neon. NEVER happened. Was not even close.
	Owner of a brand new 2007 Chevrolet Cobalt SS S/C!! "Being a DJ is my way of extending my love of music to everyone else."

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